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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an alligator in a vest?","punchline":"An in-vest-igator!","id":217}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a dictionary on drugs?","punchline":"High definition.","id":199}
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Lynmouth is a village in Devon, England, on the northern edge of Exmoor. The village straddles the confluence of the West Lyn and East Lyn rivers, in a gorge 700 feet (210 m) directly below the neighbouring town of Lynton, which was the only place to expand to once Lynmouth became as built-up as possible. The villages are connected by the Lynton and Lynmouth Cliff Railway, which works two cable-connected cars by gravity, using water tanks.
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