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Tung Wah Group of Hospitals Li Ka Shing College is an aided secondary school in Hong Kong, founded in 1982. It is the twelfth secondary school established by Tung Wah Group of Hospitals. The school is located in Cheung Wah Estate, Fanling.
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Antonio Luiz Paranhos Ribeiro Leite de Brito, or simply Antonio Brito is a Brazilian business administrator and politician, member of the Social Democratic Party (PSD). He is a federal deputy for Bahia and former president of the Conselho Nacional de Assistência Social (CNAS).
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