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{"type":"standard","title":"Calvin Benham Baldwin","displaytitle":"Calvin Benham Baldwin","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q27917054","titles":{"canonical":"Calvin_Benham_Baldwin","normalized":"Calvin Benham Baldwin","display":"Calvin Benham Baldwin"},"pageid":52381339,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/C._B._Baldwin.jpg","width":150,"height":200},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/C._B._Baldwin.jpg","width":150,"height":200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267971384","tid":"d2fe8c7a-cd0b-11ef-8b51-ed7a19f11f42","timestamp":"2025-01-07T15:26:54Z","description":"American politician (1902–1975)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Benham_Baldwin","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Benham_Baldwin?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Benham_Baldwin?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Calvin_Benham_Baldwin"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Benham_Baldwin","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Calvin_Benham_Baldwin","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Benham_Baldwin?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Calvin_Benham_Baldwin"}},"extract":"Calvin Benham Baldwin, also known as Calvin B Baldwin, C.B. Baldwin, and generally as \"Beanie\" Baldwin, served as assistant to US Secretary of Agriculture Henry A. Wallace and administrator of the New Deal's Farm Security Administration in the 1930s, worked for the CIO in the 1940s, and then worked with the Progressive Party from 1948 to 1955.","extract_html":"
Calvin Benham Baldwin, also known as Calvin B Baldwin, C.B. Baldwin, and generally as \"Beanie\" Baldwin, served as assistant to US Secretary of Agriculture Henry A. Wallace and administrator of the New Deal's Farm Security Administration in the 1930s, worked for the CIO in the 1940s, and then worked with the Progressive Party from 1948 to 1955.
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