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\"The After Hours\" is the ninth and penultimate episode of the second season of the American science fiction psychological thriller television series Severance. It is the 18th overall episode of the series and was written by series creator Dan Erickson, and directed by Uta Briesewitz. It was released on Apple TV+ on March 13, 2025.
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